1. Onew said sing birthday song
others said they didn’t see any cake.
Minho said the cake looked nice but they don’t eat it. they should put the cake money to Jong’s national bank.
Jong said they have to pay higher tax on national bank. they should put the money to his bank.
then zanmang Taemin (Fans give Taemin new nickname zanmang. meaning cuteness don’t match the age) said give cash ^^;;
Key: What ya? Taemin ah… ( Imaging toned of Key voice)
Jong: Taemin ah, do you pay tax? ( like adult talking to kid voice)
2. Minho: how many times have we celebrated Jong’s birthday since debut?
Taemin said confidently: 3 times 3 times
Others also said 3 times.
few secound later, Taemin said: no no 2 times. ( you said 3 times first ㅋㅋㅋㅋ)
Jong: no it’s 3 times 3 times.
(arguing) finally Taemin admitted: sorry ^^;;
Key: we debuted on May so it’s 3 times. Taemin’s memory is worst than mine. He keeps asking me about the cellphone.
Jong: like what is smartphone?
Key: I know it even I don’t use it. ㅋㅋㅋㅋ —
3. Baby walked to the place putting balloon.
When he came back the balloon stuck on his leg. His didn’t know.
though it short time. He’s so cute. ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
Taemin ah. why you acting like a baby. ㅠㅠㅠㅠ
He wore the clothes on the picture. so good looking when he smile.
4. Minho: What Jong is going to look like after 30 years?
Taemin: lots of wrinkles? ( so cute the way he talked)
Fans were laughing so hard.
Jong: yes! become a grandpa.
Taemin: grey hair.
Jong: 50 years old, grey hair must come out.
Taemin: yes, back can’t straighten up.
Key: ya! I don’t think will be like that after 30 years.
Jong: Taemin goon! How old is Taemin after 30 years?
Taemin: me….. 49.
Jong: we’re almost the same.
They started balabala ( keep chatting)
suddenly Taemin said: what is your dream?
Key: what! what dream!
Jong: Hahaha.. you sound like kindergarten teacher.
Taemin: what is your dream? (he imitate kindergarten teacher voice. he’s so cute. fans making ah ah ah.. sound)
5. Members bad photos
Minho: ah! Taemin ㅋㅋㅋㅋ… sports day… when he run ㅋㅋㅋㅋ. (Minho was laughing so hard==)
Jong: the one on bestiz.
Key: Taemin doesn’t have that kind of photo before.
Taemin: ah.. I have two! (Smiling broadly)
Key: I say! people doesn’t know, why you telling ah.
Taemin: That interview photos I didn’t open my eyes! ( imitate the look. fans LOL) I though that wasn’t me.
Key: really funny.
6. Members said chunghyunwoo announcer is really funny.
Taemin: he should become a gag man.
then members said they have nothing funny to talk about anymore.
Taemin: really, no more. ( He use the voice when he first just debut) he use to stutter when he talk, now he is much better.
but suddently he using that voice again. ahahahah ㅋㅋㅋㅋ so cute….
7. Talk about gifts
Jong: taemin goon no gift for me?
Taemin: I give you my heart ^^;;
Jong: Taemin only gives heart.. hyung received many already ㅋㅋㅋㅋ leader doesn’t give the gift too.
8. Taemin said the Good, The bad, The Weird is good movie.
he suddenly talk about old movie. so funny.
(that rated movie, you’re not supose to watch at your age)
Key: you should say you watch it on OCN. you can say you have guardian.
Onew: you can tell it’s me.
Taemin: Onew is the guardian.
9. fans wrote down question on the small paper. Taemin help Jong choose the question to answer.
Taemin open it one by one. when he see boring questions
he would pretended to be angry and throw the paper on the floor. hahahaha
his member hyungs asked him to dance. but he didn’t do it properly.
He also imitated his hyungs. they hit him. ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
Taemin put his cell under his butt. on halfway, the cell vibrated. he got startled. ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
source: LPP & DC & 가티영
credit: 小妮@Withtaemin, Forever_SHINee @tumblr
Translation from Chinese. Not 100% accurate